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An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.
God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.
God loves you always.
The haters of God will never win.
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person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know
god. is. shrek.
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Shaggy rogers, a being with unimaginable power. He could destroy every multiverse and peality using only 1%of his power. He is out true god.
"Hey dude did you say thanks to the god?"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"
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Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
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Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
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