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Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 15, 2018

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Life

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.

by Tooliteral October 13, 2009

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Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009

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Life

Worthless; What you're wasting right now; What no Fortnite players have

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

by IKNOU March 11, 2019

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Life

Life is a simulation in which you think you have emotions but there are all fake and the only way to get out of the simulation is to die.

get killed to live life right.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 13, 2019

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Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

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Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.

Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.

by Leanit July 11, 2008

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