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velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015


Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells

I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach

by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023


aaron farmer

a complete jackass

you are an Aaron farmer

by rebel00001 January 10, 2020


like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.

Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.

by McFatty0 May 03, 2016


Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024


Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 01, 2023


clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage June 04, 2011