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One who believes that a burrito should have rights, like the ability to choose their style of tortilla, lettuce, meat, etc.
That person started the burrito rights activist group, where a burrito can choose what it wants.
when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
He was eating the burrito in science class!!!
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Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"
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A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
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wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.
When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.
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A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.
"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."
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Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.
Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.
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