almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you
Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.
scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds
Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.
an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep
I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.
Dean is a boy who has curly hair and gets haircuts from rodney seabrook
Smexy & tall, i would love to marry him
“Omg is that Dean”- 1
“Yeah my husband”- moi
Super chill nonchalant big booty asian who is obsessed with milkis and needs to STOP! We Stan Deans they are super dizzy bakakkaa
omg u just pulled a bg fat dean move