Nose Job

When a man or woman rubs their nose into a woman's clitoris while performing oral pleasure to the woman's vagina.

Invented some where in South East London.

My girlfriend was so turned on from the nose job I gave her last night

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Skyrim job

giving someone a rim job
..While taking an arrow to the knee

GUARD: "I used to be a young skyrim jobber like you, then i took an arrow to the knee"

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moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.

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skeet job

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

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Valve Job

After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.

Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.

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Cone job

When someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side.

Hey, jackass, don't cone job my ice cream!

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Breasts Job

When a girl slides your cock in between her beautiful breasts. She stimulates you with the soft warmth of her breasts until you can’t resist anymore and explode in pleasure.

She shackled my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to her bedposts. She straddled me and leaned her face down close to mine. Her breasts, still covered by her bra, pressed against my chest. She kissed me passionately as I was bound and helpless.

She sat up straight and undid her bra from behind, tossing it aside. Her beautiful, voluptuous breasts sprang out as she looked down at me, smiling. She was still wearing her spandex yoga pants. The soft, silky texture felt great as it rubbed against my thighs.

She moved back towards my feet and then lowered herself down until her breasts enveloped my erect cock on either side. My entire body shook from the wonderful sensation of her soft, firm, and warm breasts touching my sensitive erection.

She raised her head up to look at me and smiled devilishly. She placed her hands on my abdomen and began sliding her body forward and back so that her breasts rubbed up and down my cock. She was facing me the entire time she did so.

I writhed against my binds as the pleasure built up inside me. I felt intense pressure rush through my cock and I cried out as I orgasmed with such intensity, spurting cum all over and in between her beautiful breasts.

When it was over, she got off of me and off of the bed. She walked towards the bedroom door and waved at me before walking out, still leaving me shackled to her bed. I couldn’t wait until the next breasts job.

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