When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."
The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.
“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
when a smurf absolutely demolishes you
I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.
Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.
Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!
When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.
“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”
When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue
"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"