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Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
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A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?
Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.
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Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.
Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.
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To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.
John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit
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Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
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When someone cancels on you last minute with a weak excuse. Very common among flaky people.
Scenario 1:
Brent "Hey Becki I'm almost there."
Becki "Oh sorry Brent, I can't hangout anymore. I have to go shopping with my friends mum"
Brent "Damn it Becki why do you always pull this last minute cancel bullshit!"
Scenario 2:
John"Oh hey Emily, I thought you were going out tonight?"
Emily"Nat pulled some last minute cancel bullshit on me. Said she had to wait in for her sisters parcel!"
John"Well that sucks, sorry mate"
The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
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