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Triangle

The male genitalia. Also referred to as penis, dong, wang, pecker, johnson, tallywacker, dick, or shlong.

Have you seen Steve's triangle? I couldn't sit for days after that date!

by moweena November 23, 2009


triangles

Those weird shapes which no-one really likes. JUST LOOK AT THEM, Do they look geometrical? Yes cuz they are something geometrical, duh noob. Triangles' 3d form are called a pyramid which well, have 5 sides, one under, none above, and 4 at each side. Which sums up to 5 sides. Otherwise. You should read the next sentence: You've wasted your time( wasted time ) on reading this, now go away, YOU KNOW WHAT triangles ARE DO YOU?

Bobby: Oh boy! Look at those triangles!
Me: Oh yeah, very geometrical, don't you think?

by helpmepls11 March 21, 2018


triangle of pleasure

Triangle on penis, also known as "Triangle of pleasure"

Based on some old urban stories, they say that if someone has a scarred or natural triangle mark on the foreskin of his penis (the male cannot be circumcised so he can fully posses the benefits of the triangle, and carry on the heritage).

Books say that, this male will be born with abnormal and adaptable sexual skills to satisfy any woman.

His penis is bigger than average, and his abilities in bed are extremely outstanding.

If you find a male with a Triangle of Pleasure on the foreskin (the skin surrounding the "head" of the penis), make sure it's natural--usually scarred-- since males started to tattoo their penis to "carry on" this legends.

If you happen to find a male with the rial triangle, you're a lucky woman.

Girl1:He's as good in bed as if he had the triangle of pleasure.
Girl2:Wow! He must be awesome! Lucky you!
Girl1: He really is. I am so lucky.

by Dr.UrbanLegends April 23, 2011


Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.

Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.

by mattysdruid May 22, 2020


Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 27, 2020


Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 27, 2020


The Bruddah Triangle

The key corners of the triangle are participation/ love of concerts, beers, and women. The list is in no particular order and allows light flexibility between which is more important. No single corner should be able to affect the others I.e. going to a concert with a lady friend should not mean no alcohol (unless you are the DD not dad dick). All reactions caused by the action of partying (all 3 corners) shall not be stressed about until the aforementioned act of partying is finished, for example bodily fluids expended into a vehicular mass. If entered properly, it takes tremendous effort to leave the triangle. Acknowledging all corners and utilizing in nightly activity choices will cause you to be a "Bruddah". Taking part in the activity of "Cornhole"can vastly improve your involvement in the Bruddah triangle.

This Dante kid likes women, beer and concerts. Not in that exact order either. I think he's trying to fly into the bruddah triangle

by beerbruddah March 23, 2015