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Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.

Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.

by br3ntron September 08, 2012


Baby Bomb Boomers

The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.

These bloody Baby Bomb Boomers!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018


poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 03, 2017


the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.

by grandmaisthebaby December 17, 2023


London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025


Cute little baby

Something that is outrageously adorable and makes you enable to speak.

The puppy was so adorable that she screamed. IT'S A CUTE LITTLE BABY!

The puppy was so adorable that she screamed. IT'S A CUTE LITTLE BABY!

by Fireproof shoes January 29, 2024


adorable baby

someone who is

“she’s the most adorable baby!”

by inmybed June 07, 2019