Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.

You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!

dats off da meat rack

that look good

yo that bmw is off da meat rack

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like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

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drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

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Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

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knock the top off of an anja

To masturbate while imaging an 20 year old Slovenian is about to have sexual intercourse with you

I'm gonna knock the top off of an Anja tonight after chatting on the forum

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i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

been for a poo

where were you?

i was just dropping the kids off at the pool!!!

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