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National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 22, 2024


romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011


Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue March 1, 2022


we are 12 in this bitch like a hooligan

"We are 12 in this bitch like a hooligan" is a well-known expression in France, but here it's traduced: in french it would be: "On est 12 dans cette pute comme un hooligan". This expression is used mostly in the east of France. You can use it when you are turning up to a song or freestyling with your friends (basicly when you're having a great time)

Pierre: Hey man can you put that japanese hardcore trap beat on the aux so we freestyle like garbage

Justin: e-yo man that's a great idea, who's dropping them bars first, you ?

Pierre: Nah man go ahead , I'm not feeling it right now,

*music starts*

Justin: WE ARE 12 IN THIS BITCH LIKE A HOOLIGAN OUH OUH......

Pierre: Wow man I'm ready now
*starts freestyling in yedish*

by gaylordjackass July 30, 2017


I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

by Tweedle_the_Bard January 18, 2020


Kimmy Granger Likes It Rough

A cinematic masterpiece from the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Most notably remembered for the oscar nominated performance given by its namesake Kimmy Granger. An excellent character study of the dionysus archetype that will surely be enjoyed for generations to cum.

Guy 1: Did you see that new Marvel movie? Shit was fucking cheeks
Guy 2: Dude its time you watched some real cinema, Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough is where its at
Guy 1 (after watching the movie): Holy shit, I can never look at life the same way again

by xGabeItchx January 16, 2025


hung like a horse

hungry like a horse, starving

"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"

by strange_harmonics September 23, 2024