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you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.
guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.
A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety
Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass
Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.
Dude, Shelley was so hungry until I gave her a big San Francisco Corn Dog
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