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Where a guy presses his Johnson up against a jacuzzi jet to test the water pressure
I did a jack cuzzi in the jacuzzi today!
A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.
As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.
Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"
a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world
triple cheese burger
yes aiden jack longden
A little shit who runs to mrs woods it is also a inbred Adopted cunt who cry’s if you complement it also everybody thinks it’s really fucking annoying if you meet it you’ll wish your dead.
Jack Rigg is an adopted inbred cunt.
To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.
"She may be ugly now, but I keep some of her old pictures from the 90s for a throw back jack"
A lovable clown ghost that can do no wrong (maybe)
Something is wrong with sunny day jack