Bitter beer face

This is used to decribe a girl who is so ugly the first time you see her a pained and disturbed look will cross your face.

Also a girl who looks like the bitter beer face guy from the old keystone beer ads.

Man! Did you see that bitter beer face over by the pool tabe?

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white face draped

When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.

Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.

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Face like a Brexiter

Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”

See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads

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fix ya face

A state of being when ones point of view is changed so drastically they in fact need their face fixed.

Symptoms include: slackjaw, wide eyes, a look of awe, a feeling of bewilderment and an overall sense that you may have just been in the presence of a God. In extreme circumstances, the act of fixing ones face has resulted in minor headaches.

It can also be used as a threat.
(read below)

'Look man, if you don't stop stealin' my jelly beans I'm gonna fix ya face!'

or

You see the hottest floosie in the bar and right as you walk up to her she faceplants. You pause then simply say, fix ya face.

If it is not used in a phrase then it is simply a state of being one is in when they see something amazing.

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Got Yo Face

An exclamation after a male has just ejaculated onto a womans face.

Woman: Honey, you got my eyes!
Man: Your wrong, I Got Yo Face!

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wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

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sit on my face

A compliment to women, implying they are usually good looking and attractive, but not nessacerily meaning the person whats the female to sit on his face.

"Look at her! Sit on my face alert!"

"Wow, your a bit of a sit on my face arnt you hunny"

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