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When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with alfredo noodles in her mouth and the man provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter
We were having chicken alfredo for dinner and I turned it into baby alfredo!!
what would happen if a gay guy got pregnant.
So you two guys have been together for a while; when's one of you gonna pop out a back-baby and settle down.
A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.
Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.
The group that fucked up the planet and turned the planet into a spirling downhole of shit with their overprilvilaged selves and became selfish because they are the lost generation that had a shitty history and they want to make it up for it by fucking up the Millenials and Generation X and leave the next generation with nothing.
These bloody Baby Bomb Boomers!
Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
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When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.