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An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Obama's personal notion of change in the wrong direction really makes me want to go home and kick the dog
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We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!
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Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
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A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
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This is the weird fetish that some women use as foreplay. This means thats they take a kleenex box and put a hole in it for your penis, this acts as the grill and storage of the hotdogs. Then they make the umbrella of the hotdog by sticking an umbrella from a martini glass in the hole in the tip of the penis. Then the women talks in a low New York accent.
Oh man that chick New York Hot Dog Standed me last night and my dickhole is still killing me, can you check for slivers?
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A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree
You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.
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chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
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