The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable
To talk shit about a irrevelevent subject
Yo dawg quit bippin like a cheech before I smack you
A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.
“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”
Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.
It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."
Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, crawl like a caterpillar
Float like a butterfly refers to the ability to move around lightly and quickly on one's feet during a fight. Sting like a bee refers to effective punching that hurts the other person. crawl like a caterpillar refers to the ability to have opponent on all fours begging for mercy during a fight.
A type of video game that tries to follow in the footsteps of Half-Life, using similar elements of worldbuilding, gameplay, storytelling, and innovative gameplay.
"Vertigo 2" is a singleplayer story-driven first person shooter built from the ground up specifically for virtual reality. Its style of gameplay and storytelling makes it what is known as a "Half-Like"; a game that tries to mimic the solid foundations that made Valve's famous "Half-Life" series so great.