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cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 24, 2022


disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear March 29, 2018


righteous cunt

a selfish person who can’t find time for others and doesn’t let others have fun

Sophia is a righteous cunt

by rawrninja77! November 5, 2023


cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021


Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing

Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself

by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023


Cunt Dragon

A highly unused insult to people that are being overconfident Bitches

man 1: Get fucked
man2: DUDE STOP FUCKING RUNNING AWAY

man1: why dont you just get better
Man2:OH YOU FUCKING CUNT DRAGON SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST

by Zellian alis September 6, 2021


wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny

glenn peake is a wagon of cunts

by nipplelicker101 May 1, 2011