when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye
“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”
“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”
“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
a selfish person who can’t find time for others and doesn’t let others have fun
Sophia is a righteous cunt
This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.
A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing
Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself
A highly unused insult to people that are being overconfident Bitches
man 1: Get fucked
man2: DUDE STOP FUCKING RUNNING AWAY
man1: why dont you just get better
Man2:OH YOU FUCKING CUNT DRAGON SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST
a made up name for someone you hate but still funny
glenn peake is a wagon of cunts