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crinkle cut hoe bag

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

by SavageBP November 4, 2017


dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag February 14, 2016


european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011


Bag Jenga

When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.

When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.

by Bdp94 July 28, 2019


Bag-Bag

A term used to incorporate all other types of bag excluding the ones previously mentioned. Well known on the Great Michelle Dictionary. Also known as Bag2

Instead of a backpack today Sam used his bag-bag...

by Samk November 2, 2017


A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017


get a bag

Getting paper, but also words of encouragement similar to "break a leg".

Person 1: I'm starting to worry that i'm going to fail my exam.

Person 2: Just breathe in, remember what you studied, and get a bag.

by Oduduwa January 29, 2023