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Cunt Begger

cunt begger: one who begs for vagina, and will stop at nothing to get it. He will steal it from his bros and even take the skanky sticky leftovers at closing time at your local bar. nothing will stop them and their endless quest for cunt.

Matt:Josh just asked every freshmen if they would sleep with him
Kyle:Really dude Josh is 19 i didn't even know He still went here?
Matt:He doesn't, he graduated last year

Kyle: God he is such a cunt begger

by emberskys April 1, 2012


cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.

Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.

by Fretboards of Fire June 26, 2010


Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 15, 2016


Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 21, 2021


cunt monkey

an annoying person who won't stfu

dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey

by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021


Riffy Cunt

A person whom isn't too bothered about their appearance or the odour they produce. In other words they are a complete waste of space and pass their vileness onto the unsuspecting General Public

Charlie "What's that smell??"
Jess "It's that right Riffy Cunt!!!!"

by Mr.Bagshot69 February 6, 2015


dodgy cunt

Noddy

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.

by Erik jefferson February 26, 2016