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A day where you roast your crush/ ex
Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror
On October 26 there are 60 days left till Christmas
Tom: what’s today
Bill: October 26 which means 60 days left till Christmas
Tom: hell yah
make fun of catch and kylan day
elly: hey what day is it?
sarah: october 26..
elly: haha catch and kylan smell like beef
Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.
Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe
It is the day to tease any Zariah’s you know
October 26
Zariah why do you sneeze like a kitten
Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny
Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born
June 26 Whoever born on this date is beyond a shadow of a doubt is the most intelligent and attractive and hottest and sexiest and extremely drop dead bloody gorgeous GODSENT FEMALE on the planet you know someone born on this date you better hurry up and girlfriend her up because all men are so over obsessed with her big time
That girl that just walked in i just fainted by looking at her she must be born on June 26!!!