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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021


Eddy in

Enter a channel of water via the "eddy", it circles up the river bank and dumps you back into the river

Get your ass back in the boat. Grab your shit and eddy in!!

by dezvarnish May 3, 2022


Eddie H

the mightiest of the hog riders. has great power in getting mad biches. hide your wife from Eddie H, she will leave you for him. if you see an Eddie H, make sure to give him Reece's peanut butter cups.

Eddie H gets so much play, it's crazy.

by jboubuo April 13, 2022


Eddie H

the mightiest of the hog riders. gets so many bitches it is insane, if you see him make sure to hide your wife for she will leave you for him. make sure to give him a reese's peanut butter cup.
the amount of sexual intercourse that this fine specimen of a human being encounters is mind boggling. no husband or boyfriend has ever been secure in the company of an Eddie H.

Eddie H gets maaad bitches

by one of Eddie H's girls April 25, 2022


Eddie Prest

Amazing in bed with a cock so beautiful it will make you cry. He may be 5’4” but so is his dick.

Cocky.

Man, I wish I had an Eddie Prest.

by KimGimbler May 23, 2022


Eddie Prest

A leader. A small group leader. He isn’t basic though. He is a small group leader who staffs Basic.

Did you hear Eddie Prest is staffing the March Basic?

by CawCawx4 March 2, 2022


Cousin Eddie

When you're having intercourse from behind, slip it in their anus.

When we having sex, I changed it up and gave her a Cousin Eddie

by Slack Panther January 2, 2022