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The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.
Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend.
Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo.
That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'
Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"
Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!
Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.
Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
The appearance of corn in your poop.
After a nice meal of corn on the cob , I am going to be rich in poo glitter tomorrow.