a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.
me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.
When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.
Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"
Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
Guy 1 : Wheres Barry
Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo
When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"
Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"
When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.
Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.
Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc
Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!