july 5

national nothing, wtf why people always creating these get a life bruh just make ur first move already

girl: hey guess what day it is
boy: what
girl: july 5th

boy: ok

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Jan 5

People born on jan 5 have MASSIVE DICKS and get all the chicks, people born on January the 5th are just so FUCKING HIT

I heard Sonny was born on jan 5th he has a BIG DICK

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5-Star

A terrible individual criminal act that garners the attention of local and federal police, that includes Choppers and a great chase. Inspired by the video game Grand Theft Auto.

"Dude, did you see all those cops raging down the street? Somebody totally just busted to a 5-Star!"

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June 5

National gender swap day, acts like the opposite gender for the day

Guy- hey bitch how you doin babe
Guy2- why the fuck Are you talking like that
Guy- cause it's fucking June 5.

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fab 5

1.) The Freshman class that consisted of Chris Webber, Juwan Howard, Jalen Rose, Ray Jackson, and Jimmy King. Webber, however, destroyed the legacy of the Fab Five, who lost the NCAA Championship game single-handedly when he called a timeout that didn't exist. Worse, he permanently tainted the entire Michigan basketball program from accepting money from a booster.

2.) The five gay stylists from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They make random straight people over.

If Ed Martin was alive Chris Webber would be in jail.

The Fab Five made the Red Sox over!

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5 head

When a male or female has such a large area between the eyes and the hair that 4 isnt quite big enough.

"Man you see that bitch?"
"Yeah man, bitch totally had a 5 head!"

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october 5

Shark fin was born

Shark fin hairline was born on october 5th

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