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a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.
"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"
He took her up to kyhv peak and freaked it. Gave her the bow wow durf down.
When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.
Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand?
Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past.
Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay
Jojo bows areeeeeee verrrrrryyyy niiiiiiccccceeee boooowwwwwwsss
I am a Karen, a narcissist and I don't really care about what happens to the world. You people can do whatever as long as it doesn't effect me and Unicorn (my child).
I like to take Unicorn on walks daily. I don't like to help anyone if they need it. I find my self amazing and no one could be better. Most people say I am self center, I haven't ever been bothered to find out what that means.
Most people are shocked that I call my dog, my child. But she is my one true family member and I love her.
My parents and sisters don't talk to me anymore because they are ashamed of me. However, I have made my way into the dental industry.
I work long hours and deserve a pay raise. Especially since I have Unicorn to look after.
I enough giving people feedback on their lives and make it clear to them what have should do better.
LOVE YOU FOREVER UNICORN!
Love myself just as much!
Me looking in the mirror: "Woah, I look gorgeous today Rain Bow!"
Me talking to a stranger: "Ewww, you should change yourself!"