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Blake’s are known for their flexibility and bending ability. Some may think, he’s so flexible it’s almost gay…! But in reality, he might be gay and he only has a girlfriend to hide the overwhelming fact. After all, Blakes closets are deep, thick, meaty, and supple.
Your so Blaked, look how bendable you are!
A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake
blake is the best guy around. hes sweet, funny, cute and handsome. he can make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a day they are having. he can make anyone smile. his dick is huge. i mean humongous. gigantic. monstrous. girthy asf. enormous. colossal. his smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. he is the sweetest guy and would hit a woman for you. blake is a very lovable guy and he has bitches on his dick 24/7. he is a strong beefy guy who will carry you over his shoulder if you try to fight someone
any person: i love blake hes my best friend
me: gruesomely kills them
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