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A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them
lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck
When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.
Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?
to become absolutely shit faced
"Let's get titty blasted tonight"
The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!
"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"
A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.
I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.