Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

Shonen Blast

The greatest rapper of all time to come out of Grand Rapids Michigan!

"Yo guys did you here Shonen Blast dropped his new song last night?! IT WAS FIRE!"
"OMG is that Shonen Blast?! He's The best artist ever!"

Truck blast

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.

Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?

Baja blast

A term for a tropical cumshot

Bro 1: Yo did you hear what happened to Emily on vacation
Bro 2: Yeah she got Baja blasted

Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"