Random
Source Code
Random
It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
Big British
Big British are those senior workers who bully foreigners same times keeping modesty as they own it.
The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.
Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.
Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.
Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S
Guy2: I agree
On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.
-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk
On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.
"You have just been britished."