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COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
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When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.
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When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.
"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."
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The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
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A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020
Coming down the Covid lounge to get pissed
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Anybody who locks themselves away from society due to being afraid of catching covid
Emily refused to leave her room as she was covid scared.
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Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19
I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy
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