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Desgusting to the point of suicide
(goes well with krumpets)
"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
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A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.
The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.
What Jacob Kawalski calls soon to be best friend Newt Scammander.
Mr. English Guy I think your egg is hatching.
The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.
What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?
When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english
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victoria english school is trash and full of fake people, i dread going to school because of teachers and the vibe. no food.
“u go to victoria english school?”
“yeah”
“i feel so bad for u”