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a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend
Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!
Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!
Zach: Can't, he's in the office.
Matt: FML!
When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.
My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.
Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!
When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/
Fire+Water=Mc'Lit
When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.
"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"
How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.
Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!
The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!
Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!