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When you finger bang a female and your nails cause cuts or vaginal mutilations.
My girlfriend came over and Freddy Kruegered the hell out of my vagina.
When your partner grows out their fingernails to an extreme length on one hand and then fingers you with the long sharp Freddy Kruegar-like nails.
I've been waiting for months for my boyfriend to give me a Freddy Fantastic.
When all the Stoughton Dimes, thots and hoes alike get together. Masturbate in a circle while moaning “Freddie Harris III!! YAAASSS” then proceed to orgasm.
“Girl I thought of sexy Freddie and my I imagined him busting my guts” “Bitch I need a sexy Freddie to blow my fucking pussy out”
In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-
person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT
*moments later*
jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth
Loves to flex the muscles he hasn’t got, he is a very strange and annoying person and everything he does makes people question if he is normal (he isn’t)
Fuck off Freddy
An object or being whose presence in a video game causes everything to break, glitch or crash. Named after fnaf security breach's character "Freddy Fazbear". True creator of this definition is BackseatYT.
"Yo! Wanna glitch in Poppy Playtime with its new Freddy? The toy huggy box!"