A young woman, usually 18-25 yrs old...who acts like she is still 15-16 yrs old.
"At least my new assistant is not a bubble gum chewer. "
Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
Worlds best killfeeder and well know in the call of duty community he is insane at the game
TS Gum
When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.
Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”
Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.
Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.
A spherical shaped ball of candy but instead of bubble gum it is just filled with cum.
Does the goody bag have any Gobble Gums?
The act of a dog laying so much in your space that their gums are like Cucumbers in a spa.
Lancer’s gums are mushed against my face and it feels like Gum-Cumbers