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The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
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Another way of agreeing to a statement a.k.a. "I'm saying", but usually pronounced with more sass and a bitchy undertone
Derived from Korean-Canadians, street slang used to say "i'm saying" or "you already know"
Shortened version of "I'm telling you"
Anna: Yo, Clara, did you see what Monique was wearing today. She looked like she went to the zoo after shopping at a thrift-shop and got attacked by every feline in that joint
Clara: Yooo, I'm telling man
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referring to being exausted from having to make one's way through a hairy bush
"I'm sorry, my lady. I would partake in some cunnilingus, however, I'm bushed"
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a sentence used by oriental/american porn stars to get it off with the oriental/american girl in the appartment block.
Porn star plumber-"i'm the plumber"
Girl-"Ooooh, FUCK ME NOW!"
By this time the plumber is rubbing hot sauce all over the girls leg so she is getting off on it.Cool.
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This phrase is used when one is in possession of drugs, usually for sale.
Yo do you need some chron? I'm good right now.
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I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.
Time to get more liberals to shut the fuck up.
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