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A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
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A female who "rides the bull" at night
AKA
Intercourse when the female is on top of the male "riding" him.
That girl is one hell of a midnight cowboy, she's wild
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A popular internet blogger and vlogger, known for his retellings of near-misses with the moderately attractive "ho's" that he attempts to score with throughout the San Fernanado Valley.
The Drugstore Cowboy is recognised for his creative vocabulary when identifying different types and attributes of the female and her anatomy.
See also "Drugsto' Cowboy" in Urban Dictionary.
"She started askin me all kinda questions about Terrance but I wanted to keep the conversation on the two of us so I broke teh news to her about his lazy eye and how he smells like Fritos."
-From the blog, "Ho's and the Olympics" by The Drugstore Cowboy
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Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.
The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.
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Cowboy Koolaid is the lighter version of the banquet beer, Coors Light. Only drink it when the mountains are blue.
Can you sling me a cowboy koolaid?
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When yo hoe let’s you put your mushroom headed meat hog in her mouth and drains your sack like a broken balloon only to feel your manliness push and pop against her cheek while flinging your baby batter like a slobbering St. Bernard.
My hoe loves St. Bernard’s like she loves a Sedona Cowboy
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a person who is completly random
bob- look at that guy over there
steve- damn, what a schizophrenic cowboy
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