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Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao
A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.
Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician
Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?
Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again
When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January
Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors
The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
William: Hey, you know Jason Payne?
Frances: No?
William: Damn, he is the most genius person.
The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!