Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
I am the lord of sharts.
Holiest amongst tho men. A bearer of light. The most high. Noblest of all nobility. A man who doesn’t mow his lawn but in return dares it grow. Seas part before his presence. A true Robin of the Authority but a rapacious scrooge of the cookie jar. Only intimidated when Men Yell. A seller of flatulence as potpourri. I raise the sun and it bows before me each night.
Man did you see the presence of that thing?. He/she/it/shim is a real Lord Guinan.
Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.
A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools
That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking
Someone who streams games and is overall bad at them, but is fun to watch.
"Hey did you watch Carl pull a Lord Pigu on last night stream?"
Someone who is the master of getting lit. The Lord of all of the people getting lit.
Aimee has downed 27 beers in two hours and she's still going...what a lit lord!
Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.
Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.
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