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A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.
Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.
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A woman who collects emotional baggage over time. Wherever she is, so are her bags. Bags often contain the affects of betrayal, dishonesty, molestation, abortions, rejection, low-self esteem, etc. These are examples of baggage that often destroys relationships.
That bag lady needs some counseling. All of her marriages end in divorce because of her baggage.
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The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian
I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,
or
don't you know she worships at the lady alter,
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Refers to the silver foil bag accociated with cask wine.
The origin of the term "Silver Lady" is not well documented, however, has most likely been borrowed from the stories of sailer's encounters with mermaids/sirens, where the beautiful songs of these seductresses would lure the sailers to the rocky shallows of an island cove and ultimately their demise.
The metaphor relates back to the Silver Lady in that, like the aformentioned seductresses, she draws her victims in with her affordable price and shiny appearance. Seemingly all is well and good, desired intoxication is achieved and everyone is happy. That is until consumption thresholds are exceeded resulting in the obvious, or in the unlikely case that you survive till morning (assuming this is a night scene), the hangover to end all hangovers must be endured.
Drunk & Disorderly #1: "What is that alluring melody I hear on the wind?"
Drunk & Disorderly #2: "Why, it's the Silver Lady calling!"
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The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.
Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"
Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."
Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*
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A 'Lady Gaga' has many definitions:
1) n. A talentless bitch who can't write lyrics to save her life.
2) n. A tranny; A drag queen.
3) n. An alien genital part that is made up of 5 vaginas and 2 penises.
4) v. To have sex with anyone (or anything) you can (This is mainly used by single women).
1) Ann: Nick let's go on YouTube.
Nick: What's that video?! Click on it...
A Lady Gaga in the video: I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!
Nick: Ahhhhh, turn this shit off!!! It's a Lady Gaga!
2) Bryan: Hey, look at that sexy girl over there! *drools*
Joey: Idiot, that's a Lady Gaga.
Bryan: Oh...*vomits*
3) Michael: *about to have sex* Baby, you ready?
Janice: Oh hell yeah!
Michael: *undresses Janice* Holy shit!! You have a Lady Gaga!!!
4) Candace: I need to hump something... *sees homeless guy* *humps leg* *sees dead rat* *shoves up pussy* *sees knife* Oooh! That'll fit! *humps* *cuts herself* *bleeds until she dies*
Tom: Omg did that girl just Lady Gaga to death?!?!
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