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To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them
As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler
Someone who is being a distraction to your work.
Ella: Hey Thomas look at this lemon, isn’t it pretty cool?
Thomas: Ugh you’re being such a Lemon Head right now
when you take a lemon and push a worm into it and take out the worm, you get a lemon worm!
mike: was there ever a lemon worm in that lemon?
julie: yes, there was one in there!
The worst creation known to mankind
Tell Raina at the Camp Keowa trading post that Lemon Chicken is horrible
The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.
In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!
A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.
My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."
Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."
My friend: *grins*
Me: "What the fuck, girl."
The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex