Erik Ask

Nordic/German first name, meaning "man who loves his wife, as well as grilling". He's good at being bad and loves OSU. His girlfriend lives in the ground (jordekorre)

"That Erik Ask sure loves his wife"

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics

Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash

risky ask

To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between

Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?

Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it

nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"