Laguna Beach

Personally, I happen to like the show Laguna Beach, but it's just that. A SHOW!!! GET OVER IT!!! It's on MTV so everybody knows Laguna Beach isn't really like that.

OMG!!! I absolutely hate that show. I have nothing better to do than to whine about it. The world is gonna end because of a show like Laguna Beach!!!

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Howard Beach

First of all, Howard Beach isn't "rich." You want rich, you go to suburban New England. Howard Beach is working class. Second, it isn't really that white. Only the Irish folks there are really white. There are many Italians there, and Italians are not really white in any real sense of the word. I'm Italian, and I'm more brown. I've been called "dago" and "greaseball." My ancestors have been discriminated against. Italians were lynched in large numbers in the South. Sacco and Vanzetti. Italian slums. So, no, Howard Beach isn't really that "white." Trust me, no rich whitebread WASP would wander into Howard Beach, see those guineas and call them "white." Guineas are guineas, not really "white". Howard Beach is also very diverse, too. Many different ethnicities.

Howard Beach is in Queens.

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myrtle beach

the new miami, a city waiting 2 be fucked,

dawg, myrtle beach just like miami, its a city just waiting 2 be fucked,lol,

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Long Beach

The trash-hole of the south. Right next to Gulfport, MS, full of skanks and potheads. Never date a girl from Long Beach. It would most definitely be the biggest mistake of your life.

1:Dude, let's go to Long Beach and smoke a joint with Brandon.

2:Hell no! We might just catch a disease just being in Long Beach. tell that fucker to catch a ride over here.

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beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

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madeira beach

The best beach. It has the softest sand. The prettiest water. The hottest guys.

I went to madeira beach today and met a really hot guy!

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beach chair

A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.

I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.

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