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Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.
Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)
Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.
Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together
Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
When you fuck a girl and take a picture of her door step and send it to her to let her know the package has been delivered
When I fucked the Amazonian I primed her by sending her a picture of her doorstep to let her know the package has been delivered
To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine
Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed
To take an annoying girl who passes out at your party, and overnighting her naked to Mexico.
that girl was a trainwreck I had to prime her before she ruined the party.
That girl I primed was so fat I had to pay for freight.