queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."

You're going to give me the queefing weebles!

queef dusting

See queef and crop dusting. ..

When a waitress walks by your table and you realize, that noise wasn't the fajitas.

That stewardess keeps queef dusting us.

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise

Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery

queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.

Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?

Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade

That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef

lorax queef

when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef

man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.

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