rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

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Rub Face

A person who just deserved to have their face rubbed on the concrete.

Man, that queer rich was hitting on me so much last night, he just became my number one rub face.

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black rub

Anal a black girl then finishes it off with a hand job

I meet this chick at the bar last night and she gave me the best black rub before I went home.

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rub-out-room

A room in a corporate office formally known as "Wellness Room" or "Sick Room" where savvy and horny worker bees can go to masturbate or "rub one out" in privacy.

Dude, so yesterday I'm all at work and Priscilla starts sending me all kinda durtee email notes and hot-'n-steamy sexts about how she's super horny and CAN'T wait until I get off work and get to her place...but it was only 10:00 a.m.!

I immediately hit the rub-out-room and drain the venom from my cobra! There was no way I could handle seven more hours of office work with a sack full of venom!

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Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

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Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"

That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.

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Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

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