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After smoking a cigarette the smoker runs their finger across someone's upper lip. They get a wiff of stale stinky cigarette smoke residual
After her cigarette break she walked back into the bar and gave her friend a smoked sanchez
When someone comes back in from a cigarette break and runs their stanky cigarette fingers under someone's nose
She came in from her smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez.
Smoky fingers by your bartender that opens your canned drink and makes tab smell like smoke
Janet just did me dirty and gave me Smoked Sanchez drink.
When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.
"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"
When you fuck someone in the ass so hard you get shit, blood and cum all over your dick resembling Neapolitan Ice Cream and then pull out and wipe your dick all over their upper lip.
I fucked Sally's can so hard that when I pulled out, I had to give her a Neapolitan Sanchez!
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
Sanchez rule.
Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.
Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard