A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color
Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.
Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.
Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH
the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting
yo she the shock why she got in that fight
The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.
I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.
A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
when an musician receives compensation for his/her work at .00437 per stream. especially distressing for established artists that previously made 100’s of millions of dollars for their albums.
It took me 5 years to write those songs and music and after 1 million people listened to it, the check I got left me with streamer shock.