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When driving a car with a manual transmission, the fifth gear slide is performed by shifting from fourth to fifth and continuing to move your arm on to your partners knee
I took Amanda out for drinks last night, on the way home I got to finger her. All thanks to the fifth gear slide.
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When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.
It's hands down amazing sex When you're both doing the slip n' slide.
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When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!
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The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan
Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.
When a male ejaculates on a females back and it runs down her back down her ass and then proceeds to do the slippty slide up her crack!
I can't till wait till this over so i can have a banana nut slide!
When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.
Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!