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The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;
I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.
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Like "You Suck" but less because "O" comes before "U".
Luis: I knew I would fuck that team up from the giddy up!
GG: But you sock!
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Yellow sock: When a man has to much anal sex, his anus becomes streched out and he no longer able to control his bowel movemnets. He is therefor forced to place a sock in his anus to stop stool for falling out. The sock inevitably turns the yellows-bown color and hense the name "yellow sock." Note this condition is common in the male prison population.
The inmate had developed a mild case of yellow sock form his cell mates frequen late night vists.
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A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!
“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”
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When you wear one black and one white sock.
Look at that guy, he is rockin' the interracial socks. FACT.
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a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.
yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.
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(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock
1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.
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